The funny things American people say (when trying to learn Chinese)- 1

Aaron: Wo bu yao tai tai

Everyone: Huh?

Aaron: Wo BU YAO tai tai

Zhao Qing: Is there something wrong with you?

I mix up yao and you a lot... What I was trying to say was that I don't have a wife, but instead, I said that I don't want a wife. I would say the same words (bu yao) to someone on the street who's trying to sell me a Rolex. I think they interpreted it as me being gay...