The funny things Chinese people say - 1

I'm sure this is going to be an on-going thread, but it's great some of the things Chinese people say. From what I understand it's a side effect of literal translations, like this one:

Dear Simms,
I'm very sorry for my mistake.I agree your suggestion.A thousand thanks for you.

Regards, Lu Fengju

WOW, a thousand thanks FOR ME!! I rule.

Aaron

Forget it please and we are now on the same unstable boat in Bermuda.

Regards,

Zhao, Qing